Snailin’ for Mayor
Snailin’ for Mayor. Song and lyrics
🐌 Intro: Whispered
Yo… turn the volume down… way down…
Sherman in the house. Or… in the garden.
🎶 Verse 1: Sherman the Snail
They said, “Move fast or get outta the race”
But I slid in slow with a chill kinda grace
While they screamed lies in a high-speed chase
I left a truth trail all over the place
They got slogans, I got slime
They got donors, I got thyme
They flip-floppin’ like pancakes hot
I just vibe through every plot
🎶 Chorus: Crowd Chanting
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He slow! He know!
He took it vote by vote… whoa!
He slow! He know!
Now the mayor got that glow … yo!
🎶 Verse 2: The Politicians
“We can’t lose to a gastropod!”
“He didn’t even slander! That’s just odd!”
But the people saw through all the noise
They chose the snail with the quiet voice
He ain’t got claws, but he sharp with facts
Dropped that “unity” bar . We collapsed
Debate night, he just stared
And somehow… everyone cared?
🎶 Bridge: Sherman Speaks
“While y’all were clappin’ back, I was clappin’ compost.”
“You wanna win a heart? Go door to door… coast to coast… slow.”
🎶 Final Chorus: Full Choir
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He slow! He know!
He took it vote by vote … whoa!
He slow! He grow!
Now he planting hope … fo’ sho!
🎤 Outro: Sherman’s Up
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“Democracy ain’t a sprint ..
It’s a slime trail of persistence.”
Snail up. 🐌
